Of course I need you. [ damn first non-bullshit thing out of his mouth today ] But it's not like they have to be eaten before a certain date or they explode...
[ OR IS IT ]
[ suddenly looks a little concerned. still holding on though ]
It means that if you leave, they will simply remain here. Alone. Uneaten. Unfulfilled in every way a muffin could possibly be. Do you really want that on your conscience, Gintoki?
[ He keeps staring with that squint at Zura for several more seconds.
Ultimately, though, he has to admit it would make absolutely zero sense for Zura to intentionally hide tiny little bombs in cupcakes. How would he even go about doing that?
(The concern is there because, somehow, he probably could manage it.)
It's a bit hesitant, but Gintoki finally does sit back down and release the cupcakes. Since it sounds like Zura has no intention of forbidding him from eating them. Then his face softens, and he nods as he says, solemnly: ]
[ It's Zura's turn to squint when Gintoki sits back down and seemingly gives up on trying to escape with the cupcakes. He stares at him for a few seconds longer, then very slowly, ready to revert course upon any sign of attack, withdraws his hand as well. ]
In that case, we should try to avoid such an outcome.
[ He takes a couple steps backwards toward the kitchen counter, still watching Gintoki and the cupcakes like a hawk... then apparently makes the decision to trust him, and turns away to apparently prepare some tea. ]
[ While Zura watches him, he stares back, his gaze never wavering. This is a pointless and ridiculous staring contest and he is going to win it, whether Zura realises that's what it is or not.
So when his friend turns to get started on tea, he smiles to himself, and leans back in his chair. ]
Ah, did you know that the Shinsengumi know who I am now? Did your informants tell you about that?
[ If not, that knowledge might also explain some of what he thinks. After all, they ended up releasing him. They've got an understanding. ]
[ Alas, he did not realize or he may have fought harder to win it. Nonetheless, the fact that he's not hearing Gintoki push back the chair and run off with the cupcakes counts as a win in his mind. Maybe they can actually have a nice moment, rare as it is. ]
[ There is a little pause in the quiet clinking announcing Zura's handling of mugs and tea kettle, before it continues a few moments later. ]
...No. But I'm aware a man matching your description has been seen with a few Jouishishi radicals and later arrested.
[ And, well. If it was indeed Gintoki, it's pretty self-evident that it didn't stick, since they see each other fairly regularly offscreen nowadays. This would be odd enough on a regular day, but Gintoki just said they know who he is -- and that can only mean one thing. And if so, it's a miracle his head is still attached, let alone the fact that he's not in prison. ]
[ He glances over his shoulder, eyebrows slightly raised, clearly confused by such goodwill on the pigs' part, but trusting that Gintoki is telling the truth. ]
[ He huffs slightly and turns away again. ]
I should hope so. If you went and allied with some other faction I'd start thinking you're refusing me just to spite me.
[ He can respect Gintoki's want to stay out of the war -- even if he still thinks it's going to come for him sooner or later, and he can only hope to be there to mitigate the fallout -- but turning him down only to team up with someone else, especially someone else who's worse in every way from dogmas to fashion sense? That's both an insult and injury in one. ]
Sounds like you're still a patriot at heart, though. [ #ACAB ]
Now now, don't get too excited. You might pull a muscle or something.
[ He might raise his eyebrows a little at that middle distance stare if he catches a glimpse of it, but otherwise he seems placated enough for the moment. ]
[ In a few minutes, he's plonking a cup of tea down on the table in front of Gintoki and taking a seat across from him with his own. He sets it down to pick up a screwdriver and a small thingamajig that is most likely part of a bomb, and starts putting it together with another one. ]
[ Don't mind him, he's just dissociating a little bit. Once the cup comes down and Zura sits, he blinks back into reality, and finally opens the box of cupcakes. ]
[ Well. Sometimes one does need to dissociate for a while. Zura's not about to take it away from him just like he wouldn't air or water, but he'd still try to ground him somehow if it seems to go on for too long. In this case, he doesn't need to. ]
A quaint little bakery on the corner of Dayrise Avenue and Parmesan Street.
[ Gintoki was obviously asking about the cupcakes, right? Right. ]
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[ He came willingly to your apartment, Zura. Are you sure you want to chase him off? ]
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You may leave if you choose to, but they're staying right here.
[ You wouldn't leave your chocolate soldiers behind, would you, Gintoki?! ]
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ALSO MAKING A GRAB FOR IT
So they both end up with their hand on the box. ]
Oi oi, I didn't ask you to get these, you know. I thought they were a gift, a gift.
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[ but he also sort of ruined it by letting the air out of Zura's metaphorical balloons, so the least he can do is stay and hang out!! ]
[ CLUTCHING HIS END OF THE BOX TIGHT and slowly trying to pull it toward himself ]
They were a gift for your initiation, which you refused.
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See, he wants to hang out too, but you're being annoying and now threatening the cupcakes! Do you want war?
CLUTCHING HIS END JUST AS TIGHTLY and keeping it put right there. ]
What, you're telling me you're gonna eat them all yourself? That's too much sugar for your tastes.
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[ JUST SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN AND IT COULD HAPPEN!! Why you gotta threaten him with leaving when you know it's a sore spot for him! ]
[ still trying. his knuckles are white at this point ]
Don't be ridiculous. Sweet food like this puts cavities in the soul of any normal man.
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So you need me. I'm not a normal man.
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Of course I need you. [ damn first non-bullshit thing out of his mouth today ] But it's not like they have to be eaten before a certain date or they explode...
[ OR IS IT ]
[ suddenly looks a little concerned. still holding on though ]
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[ SQUINTS ]
The hell is that supposed to mean?
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It means that if you leave, they will simply remain here. Alone. Uneaten. Unfulfilled in every way a muffin could possibly be. Do you really want that on your conscience, Gintoki?
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Ultimately, though, he has to admit it would make absolutely zero sense for Zura to intentionally hide tiny little bombs in cupcakes. How would he even go about doing that?
(The concern is there because, somehow, he probably could manage it.)
It's a bit hesitant, but Gintoki finally does sit back down and release the cupcakes. Since it sounds like Zura has no intention of forbidding him from eating them. Then his face softens, and he nods as he says, solemnly: ]
It would be a heavy burden.
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[ It's Zura's turn to squint when Gintoki sits back down and seemingly gives up on trying to escape with the cupcakes. He stares at him for a few seconds longer, then very slowly, ready to revert course upon any sign of attack, withdraws his hand as well. ]
In that case, we should try to avoid such an outcome.
[ He takes a couple steps backwards toward the kitchen counter, still watching Gintoki and the cupcakes like a hawk... then apparently makes the decision to trust him, and turns away to apparently prepare some tea. ]
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So when his friend turns to get started on tea, he smiles to himself, and leans back in his chair. ]
Ah, did you know that the Shinsengumi know who I am now? Did your informants tell you about that?
[ If not, that knowledge might also explain some of what he thinks. After all, they ended up releasing him. They've got an understanding. ]
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[ There is a little pause in the quiet clinking announcing Zura's handling of mugs and tea kettle, before it continues a few moments later. ]
...No. But I'm aware a man matching your description has been seen with a few Jouishishi radicals and later arrested.
[ And, well. If it was indeed Gintoki, it's pretty self-evident that it didn't stick, since they see each other fairly regularly
offscreennowadays. This would be odd enough on a regular day, but Gintoki just said they know who he is -- and that can only mean one thing. And if so, it's a miracle his head is still attached, let alone the fact that he's not in prison. ]You walked free, then.
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[ He plays idly with the box of cupcakes, but surprisingly doesn't grab one for himself immediately. ]
After all, I wasn't actually allied with those Jouishishi. I just didn't wanna side with the cops.
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[ He huffs slightly and turns away again. ]
I should hope so. If you went and allied with some other faction I'd start thinking you're refusing me just to spite me.
[ He can respect Gintoki's want to stay out of the war -- even if he still thinks it's going to come for him sooner or later, and he can only hope to be there to mitigate the fallout -- but turning him down only to team up with someone else, especially someone else who's worse in every way from dogmas to fashion sense? That's both an insult and injury in one. ]
Sounds like you're still a patriot at heart, though. [ #ACAB ]
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[ yawns ]
Sure.
[ Aaand that's all.
He props his chin on his hand, and stares off into the middle distance. ]
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Now now, don't get too excited. You might pull a muscle or something.
[ He might raise his eyebrows a little at that middle distance stare if he catches a glimpse of it, but otherwise he seems placated enough for the moment. ]
[ In a few minutes, he's plonking a cup of tea down on the table in front of Gintoki and taking a seat across from him with his own. He sets it down to pick up a screwdriver and a small thingamajig that is most likely part of a bomb, and starts putting it together with another one. ]
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Where'd you even get this stuff?
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A quaint little bakery on the corner of Dayrise Avenue and Parmesan Street.
[ Gintoki was obviously asking about the cupcakes, right? Right. ]
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wrapping i guess?