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Gintoki Sakata 坂田 銀時
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_{[ perks up. ]}

He is named after a wig?

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[ He sticks a finger up his nose. ]

He is a wig. Nothing in that head but a wig.

[piaggio]

_{[ she suddenly looks really devious. ]}

Taro-kun also lost his brain. I can find all sorts of neat things in him.
Like kitty ears.

Meow.

[permboy]

Say that and Zura would probably let you hit him.

[piaggio]

Really?! But that isn't fun. I like it when they run and scream like you do, Gintoki-chan.

If I had all of my items this would be a whole lot easier. You know?

[permboy]

Lucky for you that that's what all sane people do when they get suddenly attacked by a crazy lady with a guitar.

[ Huff. ]

I don't think I want to know what all of your items are.

[ Watch out, Haruko. Booger coming for you. ]

[piaggio]

I'd neeeeed— my bracelet and my scooter, that'd make things easier.. maybe I could just kill the Landlord.
_{[ !! DRAMATICALLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, then springs to her feet. Maybe it's good she didn't continue with that thought. ]}

Nice aim! Not nice enough though, captain. You got some skill there, though, I'll give ya that.

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[ Pause.

Let's take a detour. ]

How old are you?

[piaggio]

_{[ why detour??????
Haruko sways back and forth. She removes her bass from her person and rests the butt of it against the ground, then folds her arms over the top of it, using it as a crutch. Haruko leans forward, putting her chin on top of her arms as she looks at him. ]}

That's a rude question to ask a lady, Gintoki-chan, but..
I'm old enough to teach somebody how to become a man~

_{[ She looks 19, or in her 20's. However, she's a lot older than that. Decades older. ]}

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Don't look it. Is it alien magic?

[piaggio]

Sure, if you wanna call it that.
What about you? How old are you, ehhhh? Are you actually a lot younger than you look and it's some kinda human magic?

_{[ She covers her lips with the tips of her fingers. ]}

Oh. Maybe you're an alien too. I didn't think of that. Are you from Planet Perm? I destroyed that planet once.
_{[ because her biology didn't change at all when she came here so.. she doesn't even know she isn't an alien anymore. ]}

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[ Did she actually destroy a whole planet or is she talking shit? Is there actually a planet like that where she's from?? ]

I'm not an alien.

[ Does he sound a bit offended? Nahhh. ]

And I'm 2*.

[piaggio]

2*, huh? Did you writer get lazy too?

[permboy]

"Get lazy" implies he ever wasn't.

[piaggio]

That's too bad! Maybe he needs a got whackin' over the head too.
As does the Landlord. Maybe I'll hit him hard enough I'll have to bury him.

_{[ she really wants her stuff and/or to go home this place is a piece of shit. ]}

[permboy]

He definitely needs a whacking.

Anyway, you'll probably get your stuff back eventually. That happens. Or you could ask for it.

[piaggio]

Nyaa, eventually. I want my shit back now. I don't like using cars. I don't like walking. I'm used to flying and riding on my scooter. My bracelet will show me who is really worth something.

Whacking is putting it lightly. I hope I make him bleed.

[piaggio]

Gintoki-chan! Do y'wanna help me bury him?

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[ Blink. Blink. ]






No.

[ He's still not sure that guy deserves to be dead. ]

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[piaggio]

No fuuuuun.

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[piaggio]

Sitting around and doin' nothing won't get you closer to your home or the loved ones you left behind.
That's how I see it.

_{[ HARUKO YOU HAVE NO LOVED ONES why are you acting sad. ]}

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Neither will just leaping at the murder option.

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[piaggio]

Sometimes you can get what you want with a little threatening.
But if I don't, well—

_{[ She makes her way over to Gin and links arms with him. ]}

'Least I got you, perm-boy!
_{[ why is she acting so buddy-buddy ]}

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[piaggio]

See what I did there?
That's your username, pyon.

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[ Why is she acting so buddy-buddy. ]

So you can't even make up your own.