Sure, if you wanna call it that. What about you? How old are you, ehhhh? Are you actually a lot younger than you look and it's some kinda human magic?
[ She covers her lips with the tips of her fingers. ]
Oh. Maybe you're an alien too. I didn't think of that. Are you from Planet Perm? I destroyed that planet once. [ because her biology didn't change at all when she came here so.. she doesn't even know she isn't an alien anymore. ]
Nyaa, eventually. I want my shit back now. I don't like using cars. I don't like walking. I'm used to flying and riding on my scooter. My bracelet will show me who is really worth something.
Whacking is putting it lightly. I hope I make him bleed.
Whaaaat? Get out of town! [ Haruko is just going to reach over on that half of his clothes that has the yukata draped off and yoink at the band and belt of his trousers, along with the elastic band of his undergarments and takes a peek. ]
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What about you? How old are you, ehhhh? Are you actually a lot younger than you look and it's some kinda human magic?
[ She covers her lips with the tips of her fingers. ]
Oh. Maybe you're an alien too. I didn't think of that. Are you from Planet Perm? I destroyed that planet once.
[ because her biology didn't change at all when she came here so.. she doesn't even know she isn't an alien anymore. ]
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I'm not an alien.
[ Does he sound a bit offended? Nahhh. ]
And I'm 2*.
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As does the Landlord. Maybe I'll hit him hard enough I'll have to bury him.
[ she really wants her stuff and/or to go home this place is a piece of shit. ]
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Anyway, you'll probably get your stuff back eventually. That happens. Or you could ask for it.
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Whacking is putting it lightly. I hope I make him bleed.
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No.
[ He's still not sure that guy deserves to be dead. ]
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That's how I see it.
[ HARUKO YOU HAVE NO LOVED ONES why are you acting sad. ]
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But if I don't, well—
[ She makes her way over to Gin and links arms with him. ]
'Least I got you, perm-boy!
[ why is she acting so buddy-buddy ]
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That's your username, pyon.
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So you can't even make up your own.
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Well, okay. If you prefer pube-head, I guess that can arranged.
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No, no, that's someone else.
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It's so white, too~
[ stands on her tiptoes to try and pluck a stray hair out. ]
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[ He ducks his head, and looks at her with a scowl. ]
How does that make it pubic hair? Pubic hair isn't usually white.
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Are yours white?
[ second encounter and we're already asking the in depth and important questions. ]
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Wanna take a look?
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[ Haruko is just going to reach over on that half of his clothes that has the yukata draped off and yoink at the band and belt of his trousers, along with the elastic band of his undergarments and takes a peek. ]
You're so white!
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wasn't really sure she'd actually do that??? No, he really thought she wouldn't, even if she's crazy.
What the hell.
It's mostly the shock that stops him from stopping her, and leaves him just staring. What what what.
And then he splutters. ]
Oi! How the hell do you know?!
[ Because he certainly knows. He has seen so many dicks in his life. (Not like that, ok. He was in the army.) ]
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You got a point there! This is my first!
[ NO IT ISN'T.
She slaps her hands to her cheeks. Was her face red? It looked red. ]
My first and I'm not impressed at all! Gintoki-chan, you need to make up for it!
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