Greetings, Gintoki. I'm afraid I'm in a little bit of a pickle and could use your assistance.
[ the unfortunate part is that this could apply to anything from him running out of shampoo or getting his hand stuck in a vending machine to him bleeding out on the roadside somewhere in the middle of nowhere while hunted by aliens for sport ]
Um, well. It seems that I may have caught something.
[ that just sounds like an std doesn't it ]
They're saying I could die, so please come see me at this address as soon as possible.
[ definitely an appropriate amount of dramatic for the situation at hand ]
[ he does at least attach some boogle-maps coordinates that will lead him to a frozen heart disease support station near Sunwaning, assuming he dares follow it ]
That's the one, yes. I thought it was a change of weather making me feel chilly.
[ The optimism has downsides sometimes, it seems... ]
[ okay there's no easy way to admit this but the sad fact is that he's apparently no longer immune to colds, and the sooner Gintoki knows the better. probably. ]
...I may have frozen my food over by sneezing.
[ Totally just a theory! Might have been something else! ]
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Greetings, Gintoki. I'm afraid I'm in a little bit of a pickle and could use your assistance.
[ the unfortunate part is that this could apply to anything from him running out of shampoo or getting his hand stuck in a vending machine to him bleeding out on the roadside somewhere in the middle of nowhere while hunted by aliens for sport ]
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Okay ...
[ He yawns, covering his mouth with his free hand. ]
What sorta pickle? I'm about ready to take a nap, you know.
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[ that just sounds like an std doesn't it ]
They're saying I could die, so please come see me at this address as soon as possible.
[ definitely an appropriate amount of dramatic for the situation at hand ]
[ he does at least attach some boogle-maps coordinates that will lead him to a frozen heart disease support station near Sunwaning, assuming he dares follow it ]
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[ His eyes snap open, and Koro's warning rings in his ears. Once you're affected, you slowly and painfully freeze from the inside.
And he sits up in an instant, only pausing because his head protests the change in blood pressure. ]
That cold that makes you literally cold? You coughing ice yet?
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[ The optimism has downsides sometimes, it seems... ]
[ okay there's no easy way to admit this but the sad fact is that he's apparently no longer immune to colds, and the sooner Gintoki knows the better. probably. ]
...I may have frozen my food over by sneezing.
[ Totally just a theory! Might have been something else! ]
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Guess I have no choice ... Come, Sadaharu, we're talking a walk!
[ Sadaharu barks and immediately bounds over to the door. ]
I'm on my way.
done-
[ He will be, in fact, willing to buy a sweet for him when this is over. ]