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not with kenzi anymore?

[devilzrighthand]

no she's seeing another guy

that weirdo with the hats

we're still friends

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oh

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wow I can't keep up with you guys was I sleeping for weeks or something?

[devilzrighthand]

it all happened kinda fast

so i guess i'm banging two angels now. together.

i mean sometimes apart and sometimes together but we're all together

[Is this confusing for you Gin-bro, because Lloyd's gotten himself confused typing it out.]

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NOW IT'S SUDDENLY A REGULAR GAY THREESOME???

[devilzrighthand]

[Uh....

Uhhhh.....]

yeah

[GUILTY AS CHARGED.]

[devilzrighthand]

i mean it's not gay like we're doing gay stuff

we're just fucking we're not going to gay bars

1/3

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Lloyd

2/3

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for fuck's sake

3/3

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you are a guy fucking TWO GUYS SOMETIMES AT THE SAME TIME that is really gay end of story

[devilzrighthand]

[Well, when you put it like that.]

yeah

i know man.

and i love them. the both of them.

it's just kinda weird you know? i'm not used to it being okay.

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yeah tell me about it

well at least we got that sorted out

now maybe you cna tell me why Jojo owes me a gift?

[devilzrighthand]

[Yeah, about that...]

maybe cause you saved my ass that one time with the parasol. i told him about it.

[devilzrighthand]

[2 minutes later, he's finally compelled to be honest.]

or maybe cause of the dick bumping

[He... may have told Josh about that, too.]

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YOU TOLD HIM ABUT THAT???????

[devilzrighthand]

not in detail!!

it just sorta came up

[As things do, amidst dick-bumping.]

i said it was a samurai thing

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oh my god it's not a samurai thing its a GAY THING

[ WHY THIS ]

[devilzrighthand]

i thought the samurai invented it

[devilzrighthand]

you know for banging in the middle of war

[devilzrighthand]

cause sticking dicks in asses is more dangerous

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I think it was probably invented when humanity first walked the eart!!

[devilzrighthand]

no way man

i never heard of it

handjobs and blowjobs and buttfucking, sure. but dick bumping is more advanced.

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yeah you never heard of it that definitely means it hasn't always been a thing

[ He doesn't even really care about this, it's just. Lloyd told someone that they banged. Gintoki hasn't even thought about the fact that they banged more than fleetingly because he doesn't like to think about banging his friends. Why is this a thing? ]