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Gintoki Sakata 坂田 銀時
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[permboy]

[ He covers his face with his hands and groans. ]

We never slept together, you fucking dumbass.

[bombdemon]

Of course we have. Don't worry, you don't need to gloss it over. That picture book explained everything.

[ sorry that this guy is your best friend, gintoki ]

[permboy]

[ He just. Twists around a bit.

And plants his foot in Katsura's face. ]

Get the fuck out and let me sleep!

[bombdemon]

[ tumbles backwards, slides off the table and crashes into the floor head first. Gintoki will just see his legs from behind the table as he continues calmly, ]

You haven't even patted my back, Gintoki. I don't think I got what I came here for yet.

[permboy]

How long are you gonna keep this bullshit up? I hate you.

[ TURNING HIS BACK TO ZURA AGAIN uuugh. ]

[bombdemon]

What a mean thing to say.

[ Huffs. Oh, he knows a good method to wake Gintoki up. ]

If my marriage does fail, would you consider coming back to me?

[permboy]

[ Not. Answering. HE'S ASLEEP. Or so he wishes. But he can pretend and hope the annoyance goes away.

Not that that's likely to happen. It's Katsura, after all. ]

[bombdemon]

[ He's leaning in to give him a forehead kiss like a good mom. Have fun. ]

[permboy]

[ ???????????????

He pushes Katsura's head away with a confused, strangled noise and sits up to stare at him in bewilderment. ]

[bombdemon]

Ah, you're awake. [ completely unperturbed. ] Now, as I was saying...

[permboy]

Zura, for fuck's sake. What do I have to do to get you to just let me sleep?

[bombdemon]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura. [ a meaningful pause. ] Emotional support, Gintoki. I'm sure I mentioned it as soon as I arrived.

[permboy]

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[ ruffles Katsura's hair

lies back down ]

[bombdemon]

Thank you, Gintoki! I feel better already.

[permboy]

Great.

See ya.

[bombdemon]

[ He'll sparkle at him gratefully for another moment, and then actually slink off to leave in the same criminal-like manner as he entered. ]

[permboy]

[ Thank the lord. ]