[ It hits right in the face, and the mysterious dark figure flaps its arms ungracefully as it falls off the wall, whumps into the bush below and doesn't move for a moment. Score? ]
[ Except before Gintoki can get decently close, it sits up, throws something into the ground like a real ninja and there's a fucking thick wall of smoke. Once it clears, the figure is nowhere to be seen. ]
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He picks up a small rock on the way - best thing he could think of just like that - and skids to make a turn where he saw the bastard thief do so. ]
HALT, YOU USELESS PIECE OF BURNABLE GARBAGE!
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[ and he starts scaling a building. nothing safer than the rooftops, Assass*n's Cr*ed should have taught you as much. ]
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NO.
He skids to a stop, swings his arm back and lifts a foot to really get force behind this swing ...
And then he throws the rock right at the thief's head. ]
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[ It hits right in the face, and the mysterious dark figure flaps its arms ungracefully as it falls off the wall, whumps into the bush below and doesn't move for a moment. Score? ]
[ Except before Gintoki can get decently close, it sits up, throws something into the ground like a real ninja and there's a fucking thick wall of smoke. Once it clears, the figure is nowhere to be seen. ]
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IS THIS REALITY?
Gintoki stands there, fuming in disbelief and fury for a while, before stomping back to the house. ]