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[permboy]

Gintoki Sakata 坂田 銀時
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[gorillatama]

You need more roughage...when's the last time you had a salad? Start there, okay? Corn is good for you but it can tear things up.

[permboy]

I don't have diarrhea, you pea-brained shit-covered ape.

[gorillatama]

I don't even like peas you one ply toilet paper diarrhea.

[permboy]

It doesn't mean you like peas, it means your brain is as small as one! And you just proved it, toilet gorilla.

[gorillatama]

You just proved you're a shitty narrator because you have to explain it, one ply!

[permboy]

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PEA-BRAIN, PEA-BRAIN!

[gorillatama]

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, I SHOULD FEEL IT IN MY T**** IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A ONE PLY, ONE PLY!

[permboy]

I'M INSULTING YOU, NOT WRITING A STORY! YOU DON'T GOTTA FEEL ANYTHING!

[gorillatama]

I DON'T WANNA MIIIISSS A THING CAUSE I MISS YOU T*TTY...

I mean no, I don't feel anything because you need a little practice....

[permboy]

I'm the protagonist. How dare you?

[gorillatama]

Yeah you're pretty cool, but you need practice with that other stuff.

[permboy]

What stuff?

[gorillatama]

Everything, probably, except nosepicking. You're an ace at that.

[permboy]

Yeah, I am, but-- I'm good at loads of stuff! I'm the protagonist!

[ He's a broken record. Seems to be all he says here. ]

[gorillatama]

Ehhhhh....just nosepicking and getting stabbed in the t*int. Its okay, man, its alright! We all got our talents.

[permboy]

And your talent is being that annoying piece of shit that won't drop from your asshole.

[gorillatama]

That's right. I'm the shit you won't forget about even when you go to your grandma's funeral. You'll keep thinking about it, and even cry for it.

Unlike those other shits that don't even curl around the bowl. I'm unforgettable.

[permboy]

Now that's giving yourself too much credit. Shit gets stuck in the asshole like that all the time.

im gonna fucking barf get out of here

[gorillatama]

No, but not this kind...the perfect balance between too soft and just hard enough to stick. Not to mention the smell...unlike anything in this region...something robust from the inner jungle.

no u

[permboy]

Of course the smell is terrible. It's you.

YOU

[gorillatama]

It's robust, I never said terrible, clean out the jungle of your ears too, old man.

YOOUUU

[permboy]

When a smell is out of this world it never means "robust." What the hell is a robust smell even supposed to be, aa?

u

[gorillatama]

Something earthy, like dirt and the dirtiest pair of undies you own. You know the ones. The ones no one knows about, not even anyones mom.

u-u

[permboy]

Don't talk to me about your dirtiest pair of undies! I don't wanna know!

[gorillatama]

Not mine, yours! The ones you buried under the old man's garage. The ones you think no one saw you bury. Those ones.