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Gintoki Sakata 坂田銀時
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Actually, where I come from, everything is worse. Once I was minding my own business, playing in a field, and I fell down a hole where someone ate my shield. It was terrible. It really happened.

[ Bless your sweet summer child heart, Miu. And let it never be that you come to know the true extent of the horrors Gintoki and Katsura went through. ]

why were you carrying a shield

Edited 2015-06-25 15:10 (UTC)

It's dangerous to go alone, so I took it with me.

who was the someone?

A thief. He ate some of my money, too.

not the money!!

He ate the red one! It was worth twenty other monies!

did you give that bastard what for??

[ HOW DARE ANYONE EAT THE MONEY ]

Edited 2015-06-27 15:56 (UTC)

I did. I defeated him.

But the next time I came back, he did the same thing.

what a rude little shit

tell me next time you see him I'll finish hi off

Pass.

I couldn't call myself a hero if I couldn't defeat a money eating slug.

I feel insulted that you think I can't.

you did and yet he came back

do a better job next time if you want to be a protagonist

It's impossible.

Some villains just respawn. It's like that.

what are you from a game

Oh.

You finally figured it out.

are you trying to say that you've been throwing me hints all along

Do you really think I'd carry a shield?

If I was on a quest, my inventory would be much, much cooler.

why did you mention the shield at all then?

Because shields are easier to eat than swords.

so you just admitted to making that up

I have to admit

That I thought you knew that.

I mean, I tried to make it obvious.

of course i knew!

never know when people like you will refuse to admit it

[ His best friend is Katsura, okay. He knows how this goes. ]

Edited 2015-07-11 13:14 (UTC)

You had me worried there for a sec. ๑•́ㅿ•̀๑) It's not like normal people actually walk around with swords and shields, you know.

no only swords

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