[ The label on the box reads To Gintoki. When he opens it, out flies a whole assortment of plastic poop. (Only because he's nicer toward Ayame than he is to other grown women, and because he likes MakoYuu. Otherwise, you might have gotten real poop.) On the bottom of the box is a small note.
package; after the talk on zura's post
Eat shit yourself.
With Hate,
Yukihina. ]